*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
(Source: aliuqet)
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Since this is such a rare occasion, shall we do something?
Like what?
Like something that a man and a woman would do.
14-year-old gabi just squeeled like the little bitch i was once upon a time lol
